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  3. (Source: psharp, via soupysegs)

     


  4. geometricdeathtrap:

    metallikato:

    generallegendary:

    metallikato:

    jewelstaites:

    how to give a good handjob

    • bop it
    • pull it
    • twist it
    • harder
    • better
    • faster
    • stronger 

    You pull your left hand in
    You pull your left hand out
    You pull your left hand in
    And you shake it all about!

    Cha cha real smooth

    none of you ever touch a penis

    (via whatthepuck87)

     

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  7. I’ll always remember the awful game the Blackhawks played against the Calgary Flames on November 19th. To summarize, the Blackhawks played terribly, losing 7-2. But I don’t remember how badly they played, I remember Ray Ferraro saying: “Jonathan Toews just slammed his stick against the boards in front of the Blackhawks bench and screamed at his teammates, ‘You guys need to wake up!’”

    How many captains really do this in the NHL? How many captains hold their teammates accountable for poor play? How many have the guts to chew out their team in front of a crowd?

    At least one. Jonathan Toews. (x)

    (Source: seabsie, via patrickkanedoingthings)

     

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  10. underthecarolinamoon:

    coldwindandiron:

    The small spot.

    That exact spot.

    (Source: joshlpadilla, via preppy-fairytale)

     

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  12. hell-is-my-paradise:

    yourealoserlol:

    skittlejoy:

    its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio

    yeah, you deserve them.

    that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen

    (via themadhouseonmadison)

     


  13. I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants

    (via healthandcoffee)

     

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